This week, Jeremy Hunt's 'careful planning' sent the NHS in meltdown. On Wednesday, Theresa May proudly claimed 'there is no crisis' in the NHS. On Thursday she apologised for the crisis in the NHS. Then she posed for photographs with terrified bed-bound patients who were unable to escape.
A poll found that more than half of Tory activists support the death penalty. Which came as no surprise as they've been diligently killing off 100,000s of our most vulnerable for years now.
Worried that the rest of the world might see how our government treats those in need, Simon Dudley (who has been accused of not building any affordable housing since 1999, and a paid director of a government agency that’s supposed to be helping the homeless) told the homeless to stay away from Windsor when Prince Harry (who himself relies on the public for his own housing needs) gets married.
Chris Grayling, Secretary of State for Transport, bailed out privatised companies with £2 billion, while allowing train operators to substantially increase fares. The public were angry, so Chris Grayling ran away to Qatar, and then to Turkey to demonstrate that he does know a little about transport. His next destination is currently unknown.
At 1 minute after midnight on New Years Day (when they thought no one was looking) the government announced a new role on the board of the Office for Students for Toby Young, who was sadly unable to get into University by himself (Daddy had to ring up the tutor at Oxford University). A man with the 'caustic wit' of an hormonal 13 year old boy, and a similar obsession with breasts. A proponent of eugenics, a bully of the disabled, and a man who calls working class students 'stains'. Toby Young knows a lot about stains, as he hurriedly deleted almost 50,000 of his own stains from twitter...
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